damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.
I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME
finding a new favorite character like
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
*doesn’t have internet access for a week*
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples